Last seasons' champion Andrew was my opposition this week. My old friend from secondary school produced some stunning form to end the...

Liverpool missed numerous chances. Salah, Mane and Jota were all guilty and to be honest Liverpool were lucky not be caught out at the back

With Spurs having a double gameweek, I was conflicted. Having three players from the same team for a double gameweek had not really been...

My cousin Clement was my gameweek 31 rival. I was looking to do the double over him this season, but as usual my brain was muffled in...

...Gary also sold Gareth Bale and in for him came my nemesis Bruno Fernandes, 'I was raged!'...

Then in the second half Kane overran the ball but Matty Cash slid in and Kane went down, I thought for sure it would be overturned by VAR...

Pep Guardiola was up to his 'Pep Roulette' once again, but this time to an extent it actually aided me...

To think I only had that game on my laptop, as I was covering the 'Der Klassiker' for CFB Football so that was the main focus on my TV...

...this was all going to be quite interesting, there was the potential of a real heavyweight bout here...

Raphinha caught them napping after a clearance when out of nowhere like Randy Orton, Oriol Romeu made the tackle of the season...

Emiliano Martinez' 12 points for making save after save more than doubled what Grealish and Watkins returned put together...

Ilkay Gundogan was at it again with a brace and I actually have no idea when this man's purple patch will end.

Tomas Soucek gave the Hammers the lead with a good finish. I had thought about captaining him, but I had not been brave enough to do it.

Bamford got a massive 15 points as he got maximum bonus points. Delvin was pulling away, his lead was over 30 points now...

Grealish almost scored the goal of the season after going on a superb run from his own half before being denied by Pope.

In what was building up to be the most important week of the season thus far, everyone had been sorting out their teams for the double...

The Kane goal was bittersweet as obviously I had him but he was Dwayne's captain...

Kane and Son have now combined for 13 goals this season which is the joint highest since the Premier League began.

I have come to the conclusion that Fernandes just hates me...well you play for Man United so the feeling is mutual mate.

It will go down as a Sam Allardyce Anfield 'tactical masterclass', but to be honest in the second half especially Liverpool were just shit!